INSTALLING LOVE!

Installing LOVE (THE "IT" WAY)

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART, ma'am?

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running, ma'am?

Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will ventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.

Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don't worry, ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then
copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!

Tech Support: Remember, LOVE is Freeware

THE ONE WHO CALLS ME PANGGA

Dear Ate Sharon,

Itago mo nalang po ako sa pangalang "Jake Cuenca"

For the first time someone makes me happy that no words can describe it and that's BHOJOY!

How does she made my heart so happy?......
I'm sure she's not a cardiologist not even a faith healer who claims that they can, actually she is still a student, so how come she did it?... (Napapag-aralan ba yun, Anung course kaya?)
All I know is that every time we chat the clock spots from ticking, she has this sweet voice especially when she sings. (mas maganda pakinggan kung nasa banyo siya kasi may echo effect)

While I’m writing this blog I'm wearing this big smile, because it reminded me of her “kagagahan” and she really wants me to call her GAGA. Bhojoy rocks my world! I think Chile was wrong for claiming that they were number one, all over the world for having the strongest intensity of earthquake experienced. Absolutely their wrong! No apparatus can measure the intensity that bhojoy creates every time she’s around. Hehehehe I loved the way bhojoy cries because she tends to hide her true feelings, she looks so brave outside but inside of it, she’s so fragile that can be compared to a delicate figurine. She always hates it being “iyakin”, pero cute siya kung umiyak kasi parang nag bo-voice lesson lang ang gaga!,.. astig nga ehh....(Ahhhh.. Ehhh... Niyahhhh.... Huhuhuhuhu....)
She's so down to earth na tipong kahit matulog sa sahig ay gagawin ni bhojoy para lang sa kanyang kapatid, (bhoj try mo kaya sa ilalim ng lupa para mas convincing na down to earth ka)jowk lang...... For that I'll give you the best seller lollipop (guyabano flavor).. baet mo kasi ehh..

I really loved this girl, nag print nga ako ng picture nya mula sa facebook, para ibigay kay Santa Claus ngayong pasko, at sasabihin ko sa kanya na "this is what I want for christmas" kasi pag kausap ko ang tulad nya feeling ko endorser ako ng pancit canton kasi i feel "LUCKY ME!"

Puputulin ko muna itong kwento ko Ate Shawee ha? may work pa kasi ako ehh, haggang sa susunod na kabanata.

Nagmamahal,

Pangga.